20 Funny Father’s Day Quotes to Make Dad Smile

Father’s Day is that one special day where we get to celebrate the dad jokes, the endless tool collections, and those embarrassing dance moves only dads can pull off. And what better way to honor the old man than with a sprinkle of humor? So here’s a cute collection of funny Father’s Day quotes to add flavor to the celebration.

Use them in your cards to show appreciation while poking a little fun at the man who taught you how to ride a bike (and maybe even how to tell a good dad joke).

Funny Father’s Day Quotes to Honor Dad

Remember the “I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.” gem from comedian Jim Gaffigan?

Or those timeless one-liners from dear old Dad himself? You know, the ones that make you roll your eyes and groan, but secretly love deep down. Like when he says, “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything!” Or his classic response to any technological mishap: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Dad humor may be corny, but it’s also comforting in its predictability. So, alongside the classic ‘Happy Father’s Day’, don’t hold back on the laughter. After all, making Dad laugh is the best gift you can give him.

1. Hillary Lytle

Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place.
Hillary Lytle

2. Charles Wadsworth

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Charles Wadsworth

3. Jon Stewart

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
Jon Stewart

4. Unknown

I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything!
Unknown

5. Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby

6. Harmon Killebrew

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, ‘You’re tearing up the grass.’ ‘We’re not raising grass,’ Dad would reply. ‘We’re raising boys.
Harmon Killebrew

7. Unknown

Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.
Unknown

8. Pam Brown

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song.
Pam Brown

9. Jim Gaffigan

I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.
Jim Gaffigan

10. Unknown

Old dads don’t retire, they just upgrade to ‘legendary grandpa’ status.
Unknown

11. Tim Russert

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
Tim Russert

12. Dave Attell

When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.
Dave Attell

13. Ray Romano

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
Ray Romano

14. Unknown

Dad, a son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love, and the guy who keeps pretending he knows where he’s going.
Unknown

15. Unknown

Raising kids is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.
Unknown

16. Unknown

Dad – the man, the myth, the barbecue legend.
Unknown

17. Unknown

Fatherhood – the only job where you can get promoted to grandparent.
Unknown

18. Unknown

Fatherhood – turning ‘dad jokes’ into an art form since forever.
Unknown

19. Unknown

Fatherhood – where ‘because I said so’ is a valid argument and ‘ask your mother’ is a universal response.
Unknown

20. Rita Rudner

I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
Rita Rudner

More Wishes and Quotes for Father’s Day

That’s a wrap on our funny quotes. I hope you’ve found the perfect quote to celebrate and make dad laugh. You can slap one of these gems on a dad mug or just share a laugh with the best dad in your life.

Remember, behind every great father is a legacy of dad jokes and a heart full of love for his kids. So here’s to the dads out there who are experts at raising children and experts at making us giggle. Have a funny Happy Father’s Day, you legends!

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20 Funny Father’s Day Quotes to Make Dad Smile